tourist lady (probably from the south with a fanny pack): Oh! look! Kenny Roger’s star!
takes out camera and set’s up to take a picture
random guy walking by: Who fucking cares, go back to where you came from.
-Hollywood Blvd
Filed under: street
Homeless Guy: Man , can’t I get some change?
Student: Can’t you see I take the fucking bus!
Homeless Guy: Oh, you need some change?
Filed under: Fashion
Hipsters are the best thing to happen to fat chicks since side pony tails.
-Spaceland
Gay Guy 1: Is that Jack Black?
Gay Guy 2: Yea, he’s supposed to be mexican, its pretty racist and a bunch
of people are complaining.
Gay Guy 1: Who cares? I want his tights!
-4 Bus
Filed under: Uncategorized
Gay Guy on Cell: So, what I’m saying is never get serious with an Aboriginy.
-Starbucks, Santa Monica and Fairfax
Filed under: sex
Girl: So what time are you heading over there?
Guy: Maybe an hour or so, there’s a porn shoot in my house right now and they are just finishing up.
Girl: Hahahahahah
Guy: What?
Girl: Porn shoot?
Guy: Yeah. It’s the 3rd one they’ve done, they pay us $1500 a day and then shoot some scenes in our kitchen.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yeah, did you think I was joking?
Girl: Yeah, aren’t you afraid they will scuff up your floors?
-unknown location
