Girl: So what time are you heading over there?
Guy: Maybe an hour or so, there’s a porn shoot in my house right now and they are just finishing up.
Girl: Hahahahahah
Guy: What?
Girl: Porn shoot?
Guy: Yeah. It’s the 3rd one they’ve done, they pay us $1500 a day and then shoot some scenes in our kitchen.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yeah, did you think I was joking?
Girl: Yeah, aren’t you afraid they will scuff up your floors?
-unknown location

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